My brother is home from Philly for a bit. If you’ve seen him around his hair is massive. It ranks somewhere between the Hindenburg and the Titanic, without the major catastrophes. His beard is about 3 months old which is great if we’re talking about the age a nice cheese. But for a beard, well, that’s a pretty long time, and it’s starting to jut out vertically like a shelf. We figure soon he won’t have to use plates. And his hair, well that’s fifteen months in the making. He cut it right before our wedding and man was it huge. He could ride a motorcycle without a helmet on ice and be completely safe.
So I thought you’d enjoy a progression of his hair. Several people have asked and without further ado:
Phase 1: Jan 2007

Phase 2: Sept. 2007

Phase 3: July 2008

Phase 4: Sunday Dec. 21st

Phase 5: Monday Dec 22nd


Wondering if he looks more like the Predator or Iron & Wine.


